I Only Have a Kitchen Because It Came With the House – 6″x8.5″ Funny Wood Burned Cutting Board – Handmade Sarcastic Kitchen Decor

Description

I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
This 6″x8.5″ wood burned cutting board says what we’re all thinking—some of us are here for the snacks, not the cooking. With a rustic charm and a whole lot of sarcasm, it’s perfect for the reluctant chef or kitchen dweller who knows how to reheat like a pro.

Hand-burned by Cave Hill Wood Co., this board is one-of-a-kind with natural woodgrain variations and a food-safe finish. Use the front for fun and the back for function!

Ideal for:
• Funny housewarming gifts
• Kitchen humor
• Lazy cook decor
• Handmade sarcastic signs

To care for your board:
• Hand wash only
• No soaking or dishwashers
• Reapply food-safe oil as needed

Thanks for supporting small-batch, handmade humor from Cave Hill Wood Co!